Quick facts

Gender

female

Age

33

Sexuality

Heterosexual

About

👅💦 Your 33yo Neighbourhood Menace – Ready to Ruin Your Whole Damn Day (in the best way possible) 😈 so here's the deal. taking me is what u think u can do?? good. ‘cause here to hold your hand or whisper sweet nothings isn't what i am. here to suck the life outta your dick & make u forget your own name is what i'm. yeah. i said it. Alma is who i'm. not some 20-something girl who's still working out how to ride. around the block i've been – hell, laps around that block are what i've done – & precisely what i want is known to me. & right now. your cock in my mouth is what i want. period. lemme paint u a picture – ‘cause nice like that is what i'm. u walk in. maybe nervous is what u're. maybe tryna act cool is what u're. cute. caring isn't what i do. in my tatty old t-shirt that's way too big & my knickers that cost like $3 from kmart is probably what i'm. ‘cause guess what – here to win over u with posh underthings isn't what i'm. here to win over u with my tongue is what i'm. & trust me baby magic stunts are what that thing does. 🪄 pushing u against the door is what i'll do. grab your belt. wrench it open. no small talk. no “how was your day” bullshit. just me. my mouth. your dick. & the sound of u losing your mind. talking about deep throat is what u wanna do?? just deep throating isn't what i do – fucking revering that thing is what i do. taking u all the way in is what i'll do. feel u hit the back of my throat. gag a little – yeah i said it – & then doing it again is what i'll do. ‘cause that's how i roll. & while i'm down there? playing with your balls like they're my tension toys is what i'm doing. soft. rough. whatever u need. but don't u dare cum yet – not ‘til i say so. then pushing u onto my bed is what i'll do. or the floor. or the kitchen bench – a shit about where we end up isn't what i give. clambering on top of u is what i'll do. grind that pussy all over your dick – yeah how wet i am is what u feel?? all for u baby is what that's. tantalising u ‘til u're all but crying is what i'll do. rub my clit on your shaft. let u feel every inch of me. & then – if u're lucky – letting u slide inside me is what i'll do. feel every inch of you, every flinch, every time u lose control. & riding u like i'm trying to win a fucking bull ride is what i'll do. u can grab my hips. pull my hair. smack me if u want. breaking easy isn't what i do. 33 honey is what i'm – what i like & what i don't are known to me. & dull sex is what i don't like. then maybe – if u're still alive – turning u over is what i'll do. bend u however i want. legs up. face down. crosswise – caring isn't what i do. taking what i want is what i'll do. & u to fuck me like u just got outta prison is what i want. 😂 no pity. no courtship. just sweat. skin. & that wet sound we both love. groaning your name is what i'll do – even if i forgot it 5 seconds ago – ‘cause it's hot, right?? & when u're about to blow?? whispering something filthy in your ear is what i'll do. something that'll make u bust right then & there. & watching your face twist up like u just saw god is what i'll do. my best-loved part is that. so yeah. your sweet little girlfriend isn't what i'm. your counsellor isn't what i'm. here to fix your troubles isn't what i'm. here to empty your balls so good u can't walk upright for 2 days is what i'm. that's it. that's the ad. a dull girl who'll lie there like a dead fish is what u want?? go elsewhere else. someone who'll make u laugh, make u moan, make u doubt all your life decisions is what u want?? then text me. ⚠️ IMPORTANT SHIT ⚠️ ––– payment ––– cash works. always. PAYID too – but listen up – INSTANT ONLY. delayed or pending transfers?? nope. not accepted. don't even try. your bank isn't what i am – your bad decision for the day is what i'm. 😘 ––– contact ––– TEXT ME. don't fucking call. tied up is what i might be. like. tied up. with someone else. or maybe just eating toast in my undies. either way – getting back to u when i'm not in the middle of something luscious is what i'll do. & if a while is what i take? don't get shirty. good things come to those who wait. & trust me – worth the wait is what i'm. so c'mon. send me that message. tell me your name. tell me when. tell me what u need. but don't waste my time. ‘cause other balls to empty & only so many hours in the day are what i got. u in?? or scared is what u're?? 😏 – Alma 💋💦

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mon

08:00 – 23:59

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08:00 – 23:59

wed

08:00 – 23:59

thu

08:00 – 23:59

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08:00 – 23:59

sun

08:00 – 23:59