Quick facts

Gender

female

Age

55

Sexuality

Heterosexual

About

🤪 55 N STILL WETTER THAN UR WET DREAMS — TRY ME U CUNT, I DARE YA 😈💦 Oi. Yeah you. Lookin at my ad like a lost stray. Dan is who I’m. 55. Asian. Granny of two little terrors n still randier than a teen on meth. Menopause? HA. A fire under my old fanny is what that bitch lit n now soaking 24/7 is what I’m. So listen up u little sod — posh talk isn’t what I do. Grubby, clammy, loud as fuck fun is what I do. Some prissy n proper lady is what U want? Go find ur mum. Me? Riding u like a stolen moped till ur balls turn blue is what I’ll do. Lemme tell u what happened last month. Heatwave from hell. Dead as a post is what My AC’s. This repairman dude shows up — scrawny fucker with pit marks down to his belly button. The door is what I open wearin a wet tank top (no bra, obvi) n a thong that’s basically a string up my ass crack. Tryna check the dial is what he’s doing but leaning all over him like a horny cat is what I’m doing. My sweat soaking on his tool belt. He says “ma’am please step back” n laughing in his face is all I do. Then he SNAPS. Grabs my hips, shoves me on the kitchen counter, shoves his whole face between my legs like he’s famished. Taking my knickers off isn’t even what he did — just ripped em with his teeth. The sloppiest, loudest head of my LIFE is what he Gave me. Screaming so hard my neighbour texted “u ok?” is what I did n “better than ever ” is what i texted back 💀 Then he flipped me over, bent me like a knot, n fucked me raw on the cold tile floor while the fan spun uselessly above us. 4 times is what I came. Maybe 5. Count after he made me squirt all over his daft work shirt is what I Lost. He fixed the AC after. Barely. So yeah. The energy I bring is that. I do NO CONDOM (yeah u read that right — C0ND0M optional? fuck that. RAW or GO HOME). I love CREAMPIIE — pump every last drop inside this old pussy. It NAT n RAW like nature intended is what I want. When I ride u, stopping isn’t what I do. If u slip out? Lucky u — squirting all over ur belly is what I might just do. GRUBBY is what I get. LOUD is what I get. Sucking ur dick till ur legs shake n swallowing every drop is what I’ll do — n then going for round two is what I’ll do coz staying power is what this granny’s got. 💰 Payment — Cash or PAYID only. INSTANT only — if “pending” or “delayed” is what it says a sod isn’t what I give. No money no honey. 📱 Text me. Don’t call. Probably busy makin some other sod’s eyes roll back is what I’m. Getting back to u when I’m done is what I’ll do. So if some young tight twat is what u want — fuck off. If a real woman who knows how to squeeze every drop outta u n still ask for more is what u want… Text Dan. Now. Don’t make this old lady wait. I bite. 😘💦

Rates

Availability

mon

08:00 – 23:59

tue

08:00 – 23:59

wed

08:00 – 23:59

thu

08:00 – 23:59

fri

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sat

08:00 – 23:59

sun

08:00 – 23:59