Quick facts

Gender

female

Age

40

Sexuality

Heterosexual

About

🔥🍆 I’M ALMAY, 40 & YET A GODDAMN MESS – WANNA DROWN IN THIS WET PUSSY? THEN TEXT ME, YA DUMB FUCK 🍆🔥 Hey there dick-for-skull. Yeah you – scrolling’ via this shit with one hand down your trousers. Honey-talkin’ ya ain’t going to happen from me. Save that crap for your mother. Almay is who I’m. The big four-oh. Not some droopy grandma but not a damn teen neither. Stretch marks like tigress streaks belong to me, tits that yet flop nice when I jiggle, and a cunt that’s slicker than a burst fire standpipe on a Jan footpath. You reckon the big four-oh signifies “calm down”? HA. Fuck off. Randier now than when I was a score is what I’m. My ex-spouse? That limp dick couldn’t find my clit if I stuck a neon marker to it. So waiting’ about got ceased by me. Let me tell ya ‘bout last Tuesday. Pipefitter dude turned up at 2pm – said he had to inspect a leak beneath my sink. Guy was stubby, portly, clammy, with a bent moustache and fat banger digits. Answerin’ the door in nothing’ but an old tatty dressing gown is what I did, no bra, my tips poking’ via like “hello there”. Bein’ businesslike is what he attempted. Kept lookin’ at my rack while pretendin’ to fiddle with the pipes. Bendin’ over to grab him a soda from the bottom shelf is what I did – robe opens up, my whole fat pussy just hangin’ out. He froze. Dropped his wrench. When he stood up, his zipper was bulgin’ like a pissed-off snake. So laughin’ is just what I did. Walked over. Unbuttoned his trousers with my teeth – yeah my front teeth yet belong to me, shut up – and pulled his fat cock out. It wasn’t pretty. It was red, throbbin’, pre-cum already drippin’. Lickin’ it like a lollipop is what I did and then stuffed the whole thing down my throat right there on the kitchen floor. He made this funny squeaky noise like a stepped-on rat. Pullin’ off is what I did, looked up, and said “Now fuck me like you’re tryin’ to unclog my pipes – hard, messy, and don’t stop ‘til I feel it in my tonsils.” Laughin’ isn’t what he did. Just grabbed my hips, shoved me face-down on the linoleum, and hammered my wet hole so deep stars were seen by me. He came inside me twice. First load shot so deep it warmin’ my belly was felt. Second one? Dripped down my thighs like runny eggs. Left his plunger behind. The handle is yet used by me as a toy. True story. What I want from you (read it slow, you illiterate fuck): 👉 Bareback / No C0Ndom – yeah RAW as hell. Rubbers are for pussies and nervous first-timers. My oven’s empty – no babies comin’ from this the big four-oh-year-old belly. So pump your nasty cream deep inside my sloppy cunt and watch it ooze. Creampiie (I spelled it wrong, bite me). 👉 NAT RAW – signifies nothing’ between us, dipshit. Skin to skin. Your twitchy dick against my wet walls. Feelin’ your hot load splash my insides like a broken egg is my want. Whether you’re 20 or 60 doesn’t matter to me. Fat, thin, bent cock, dad bod – don’t matter. Just show up hard, ready, and willin’ to dump every last drop inside me. 💵 PAYMENT – CASH or PAYID (INSTANT ONLY – delayed or pending transfers can eat my whole ass. If your payment ain’t green in my account the second you press send, you can walk your blue balls right back out my door. Cash is king, PayID is queen – anything else? Fuck off.) 📱 TEXT ME. Don’t you fuckin’ call. Probably busy ridin’ some other bastard’s face or gettin’ my guts rearranged is what I’m. Textin’ you back when I’m done is what I’ll do – if you’re lucky, and if I ain’t too busy drippin’ down my thighs. One more thing, ‘cause I know you’re already jerkin’ it with one hand and typin’ with the other: My thirties were spent raisin’ kids and chasin’ a spouse who couldn’t get it up without Viagra and a prayer. Now the big four-oh is what I’m, horny as a teenage boy, and ridin’ your face, then your cock, then your face again is my want. No breaks. No “slow down Alma.” Shut the fuck up and breed me like the filthy slut I am. Yet readin’? Good. Then stop playin’ with yourself and send me a goddamn text. My legs are already open. My cunt’s already soakin’ via my old lady panties. Your move, asshole. 😘💦 P.S. Don’t ask for pics. Exactly like a the big four-oh-year-old mom who just got railed sideways and didn’t bother to shower is what I look like. You’ll love it or you’ll leave. Neither way, a flyin’ fuck isn’t given by me. 🖕

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