Quick facts

Gender

female

Age

45

Sexuality

Heterosexual

About

🔥 Aight listen up u thirsty cunts – Mei's gonna ruin u for anyone else 💦 Yo. Mei here. 👋 45 years old. Yeah, that's right – half a century of dirty know-how crammed into a body that still makes boys cry n' men beg. 🍑💋 Don't expect no fancy lady nonsense from me. Sippin tea n' talkin feelings ain't why i'm here. I'm here to fuckin' demolish u – then kick ur sorry ass out so I can nap. 😴 ——————————————————————— Lemme tell u somethin' that happened 2 months ago – cuz this is the energy u get with me: JAN hot spell from hell, my AC's been dead for three days. Sweat's drippin' off my tits like a leaky tap. This skinny repair dude shows up – armpits lookin' like two wet possums. I answer the door in a drenched-ass tank top (no bra, obviously) n' a thong that's basically a fuckin' dental floss challenge. 🥵 He's tryna act professional, checkin' the thermostat. But I'm leanin' over him – my sweat's literally ploppin' onto his tool belt. He's turnin' red like a tomato. Finally he just SNAPS – shoves me onto the settee, rips my panties off with his teeth (yeah, the dude's got skills). Then he gives me the messiest, wettest, loudest head of my entire damn life. I'm screamin' so hard my neighbor texts “u ok?” – bitch I'm FANTASTIC. 🤪 After I came three times from his tongue alone, he wraps his shit up (cuz stupid i ain't) n' takes me missionary while the dead fan whirls above us like a pointless ceiling ornament. I come two more times. He fixed the AC after. Barely. 😂 That's the kinda wild shit u get when u call me. Not some starfish deadfish. ——————————————————————— Pretendin i'm a “refined lady” ain't gonna happen – nah. That 45yo MILF who knows exactly where ur dick wants to be before u do is me. 💅 I'll ride u like a stolen Harley – bob on that cock till u see stars n' beg me to slow down (I won't). Or bend u over my settee n' make u watch yourself in the reflection while I take what I want. 🛋️💦 Wanna ram my face into the bed n' hammer me from behind? Go ahead – but don't cry when u can't walk straight after. Wanna lay back n' let me do all the work? Fine by me – I'll wring every drop n' leave u twitchin'. Havin' a wet face is a love of mine – so if u got a tongue, use it. I'll grind on ur mouth 'til my legs tremble. 😛 ——————————————————————— 💰 Payment – don't waste my time: Cash 💵 or PAYID (instant only – if it says “pending” or “delayed” I'm ghostin' ur ass. No joke.) ——————————————————————— 📱 Hit me up by TEXT only. Answerin' calls while I'm busy gettin' my back blown out by some other lucky bastard ain't happenin'. I'll text u back when I'm done – could be 5 mins, could be 5 hours. Deal with it. 😘 ——————————————————————— I'm Indepent , Private. Low-key? Yeah, sure – but also loud as fuck if u do it right. Come over or don't. I really don't give a shit. But if u do… bring water. U gonna need it. 💧 – Mei 🦊 The 45yo chaos u didn't know u needed

Rates

Availability

mon

08:00 – 23:59

tue

08:00 – 23:59

wed

08:00 – 23:59

thu

08:00 – 23:59

fri

—

sat

08:00 – 23:59

sun

08:00 – 23:59