Quick facts

Gender

female

Age

27

Sexuality

Heterosexual

About

yEaH iT’s Me ShU — filthy 27yO aSiAn Cow wItH a Grin tHaT lIeS aNd A pUsSy tHaT dOeSn’T 🍑💦 👋 sup fucker. Shu is who i’m. 27. Chinese. came here on a working holiday dreamin big... but life slapped me in the face then fucked me sideways. long tale brief — farm boy sweet-talked me, we set up a lil biz, then he vanished with each last cent. debt collectors back home? they don't give a shit about my sentiments. so here i am. doin what i have to. fast. filthy. on my own conditions. ✨ this ain't no sob tale. this is me taking the helm n driving off a ledge. fun, right? ================================== 🛏 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN U SHOW UP? openin' the door is what i do. perhaps in a tiny ass wrap. perhaps by then half bare. hinges how long u made me wait. that fake “how was ur day” crap ain't what we do. u want to talk? talk with ur palms on my tits. pushin' u on the bed is what i'll do. rip ur trousers off. suck u like a sweet that owes me money. then climbin' on top n ridin' u like a pinched moped is what i'll do — fast, loud, n a lil risky. riding on that dick til u see sparks is a love of mine. or til u cry. any way stoppin' ain't what i'm doing. flippin' it about is possible for us. from behind against the glass. bend me over the sink. toss me on the sofa. vitality for days belongs to me, baby. 25 not 55 is what i'm. milkin' each drop out of u is what i'll do. then perhaps go for round two if u ain't a quitter. bitin' is what i do. scratchin' is what i do. filthy talk in broken english is what i do. n laughin' if u cum too fast is what i will do. deal with it. ================================== 💬 TEXT ME IF... an untidy, sweaty, no-bullshit time with a young asian trashbag like me is your want ur strained n need to empty ur sack (n perhaps ur mind) a girl who talks back n fucks forward can be handled by u 🚫 DON'T TEXT IF... courting n candlelight are your need. wrong door, granddad. “just chat” is your want. siri ain't what i am. ================================== ✅ SHIT I'M DOWN FOR (most of it anyway): kissin n bitin taking my garments off real slow (or real fast, hinges if ur hot) suckin, lickin(if ur clean) fuckin in each position u can spell multiple goes til one of us drops out my place. untidy but my own. ================================== 📞 READ THE FUCKIN RULES CUZ REPEATIN' AIN'T WHAT I'LL DO: NO calls unless my voicemail sayin “fuck off” is what u want to hear — seriously, text me. replyin' when i'm not busy gettin' my blown out by some other random is what i'll do. could be 5 mins, could be 2 hours. forbearance is a merit, clown. 👉🏻 TEXT ME: 0478 520 471 (or don't. idgaf.) ================================== 💰 SETTLEMENT SHIT (yeah no fossil is what i am): cash works. PAYID (instant only — late or unsettled wires? nah. don't even try.) coin also works. ask me. ================================== 👋 so... u gonna text or just sit there jerkin off to my words? waiting' is what i'm. but not for long. 😘💋

Rates

Availability

mon

08:00 – 23:59

tue

08:00 – 23:59

wed

08:00 – 23:59

thu

—

fri

08:00 – 23:59

sat

08:00 – 23:59

sun

08:00 – 23:59